A piece of cake...
A husband is at home watching a football match when his wife interrupts: "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily. "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a National Power logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly." to which he replied- "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Zanussi written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine," she says "then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps!" he says. "Does it look like I have Leroy Merlin written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you. I'm going to the pub!!!"
So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help her out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey, how'd all this get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
"So the husband asked, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Hellooooo!!! Do you see Sara Lee’s Bakery written on my forehead?"
1 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
oh Sien, hoe kom je toch altijd aan die moppen, ik lig iedere keer weer in een deuk!
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