mercredi 3 mai 2006

Oops...


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband: "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered," and had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, It's a Ferrari..."

4 Comments:

At 04/05/2006 17:38, Anonymous Anonyme said...

Was thirsty, passed by, and had a good laugh immediately! Thanks. I hope there's no copyright on it: sent it to a blond friend ;-)
Cheers,
Marina

 
At 04/05/2006 20:13, Blogger Sien said...

hoe meer zielen hoe meer vreugd, stuur maar door !!!

 
At 04/05/2006 21:48, Blogger Michael van Eekeren said...

Je hebt deze mop toch niet aan Philippe (Automobiles) verteld?

 
At 04/05/2006 21:54, Blogger Sien said...

Ik ken Philippe Automobiles niet dus ga je gang, hoezo heeft hij een blonde vrouw die af en toe auto's verft of wat ?

 

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